Leftovers for the win...
On the way back up to my desk on the elevator a woman gets on.
"oh, man its do darned hot, gonna be a scorcher today, it's gonna suck." (its only gonna be 94, it ain't hot till 100 in my book)
"Well we got AC so its all good."
"Oh, no but its so hot outside!"
Then we go back and forth I say
"Well, do you have AC at home?"
"Do you have AC in the car?"
"And this building is Air conditioned right?"
"So you leave your air conditioned home, walk at most 30 feet to your air conditioned car, drive to work, get out and walk maybe about 30 feet to an air conditioned building and stay cool all day.... Sounds like a pretty cool day to me."
"Well, shit, cant I complain at all?"
"Yeah, you can, but whats the point?"